“If I
had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be
what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, wouldn't be.
And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?”
-
Alice in Wonderland -
Things are now getting so bizarre in the post-Conciliar
epoch that one must literally pinch oneself to make
certain what one sees is real. Never before have
Catholic journalists become so detached from reality
that they can present events as the opposite of what
your senses tell you. What is even more bizarre is that
otherwise rational Catholics, instead of challenging
these journalists’ writings, often end up substituting
the journalist’s fantasy for reality.
Case in point; a recent article in the Vatican
Insider titled, “Francis Unfiltered.” This article
could, in all seriousness, be copied word for word and
used as a satire. The article is actually so
jaw-dropping, I encourage you to
read it to prove I am not
making it up. However, please do not drink anything
while doing so, unless you want to end up cleaning it
off your monitor.
In case you’ve been under a rock for the past year, you
have noticed that Francis has been an absolute PR
nightmare, constantly giving off-the-cuff commentaries
without thinking anything through. This has caused
equally constant headaches in the Vatican Press Office
as the Vatican Press Secretary has had to continually
qualify Francis’ remarks. In addition, the progressive
media and liberal Catholics are having an absolute field
day taking quote after quote from the Pope and waxing
poetic about the sheer number of left-wing things that
are possible under his pontificate. The media is
currently discussing everything from women Cardinals, to
Communion for the divorced and remarried, to the Church
rethinking its “judgmental” stance on homosexual acts.
In other words, Francis’ constant unscripted speaking
has caused unprecedented pandemonium and chaos in the
Catholic world.
Despite this being the harsh cold reality, when one
enters the world of the Vatican Insider one is
transported to a far different place. As one opens its
pages, one can feel the gentle breeze blowing. A glance
to the right reveals a rainbow bridge; while to the left
unicorns are merrily at play. Straight ahead is the
Candy Cane Forest, beyond which lives the Muffin Man and
H.R. Pufnstuf. Ahhhh...one can just smell the
Springtime!
Yes, according to the Vatican Insider, Pope
Francis has actually made a significant and important
breakthrough! Indeed, the pope has actually overcome the
entire media through the ingenious tactic of saying
whatever he wants, whenever he wants. This allows... get
this…the pope to speak directly to the people in a
crystal clear and direct manner that has no need of
pesky media filters! Thus, the media is a complete
non-factor. Yes, you heard it here first. Sorry, media.
Try as you might, your efforts to obscure and twist Pope
Francis’ words have amounted to absolutely nothing. For,
as we all know, we can simply look up exactly what
Francis said on the internet for ourselves! Thus, there
is not even a shred of a chance that anyone takes the
Pope’s words the wrong way.
Unfortunately, as one finally looks up from the
Vatican Insider article, he is cruelly transported
back to the real world. A world where one can’t even
find transcripts of the Pope’s homilies because the
Vatican website only produces summaries (so it can
presumably control and edit Francis’ spontaneity). A
world where an entire transcript is actually published
between an atheist journalist and the pope on the
Vatican’s own website, but yet that transcript is called
into question by Neo-Catholic sources. And finally, and
most importantly, a world where precisely none of
this matters as nearly everyone on planet earth is
(shockingly only to the Vatican Insider) reading
and relying on media reports to know what the pope is
saying. Thus confusion reigns.
And if the Vatican Insider has any doubts about
this confusion, I encourage their writers to visit Jimmy
Akin’s column over at the National Catholic Register.
There, Jimmy’s keyboard is literally smoking with action
as he is constantly having to correct so-called
misinterpretations of every off-the-cuff statement the
Pope makes. Recent Akin articles include:
Is Pope Francis about to “rip up” the Vatican
constitution?
Did Pope Francis just say that evangelization is
“nonsense”?
Did Pope Francis say atheists don’t need to believe in
God to be saved?
Is Pope Francis about to eliminate celibacy?
What should we make of Pope Francis bowing when greeting
people?
As for me, I will continue to live in the
often-depressing land of post-conciliar reality. While
it is a mess, at least the laws of logic and
non-contradiction still apply and it is a lot more
predictable. As Dorothy once said after a long strange
trip to Oz, “there’s no place like home.” |