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Thursday, July 30, 2020

Commander Fauci and Dr. Birx Add Goggles and Decorative Face Shields to COVID Battle Gear

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Commander Fauci and Dr. Birx Add Goggles and Decorative Face Shields to COVID Battle Gear

Dr. Birx adds her expertise and sensitive touch to Commander Fauci’s suggestion that we include GOGGLES to our COVID arsenal.

So, quick! Grab your shopping list and write the following: masks, gloves, goggles, face shields, macaroni, glitter, craft glue - and underline goggles a bunch of times. 

Birx makes a great case for the goggles, and she does so with finesse, telling us that we can even decorate our face shields because the American people are so innovative in times of crisis.

What a sweet idea! A chance to prove, innovative as we are, that we have quirky little personalities hidden behind all the soul-cancelling PPE!

Don’t believe me? First we have Fauci on goggles and mucus membranes:

 

 

Followed by Birx’s feminine interpretation:

It's craft hour with Dr. Birx over here in America, Land of the PPE and home of the Kindergartners. 

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