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Thursday, August 27, 2015

Vatican-Appointed Spokesperson Gives First News Conference Regarding New Direction for Vindicated LCWR

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There's a new website, www.a-cnn.com, with some really interesting stuff on it. But, some of it almost seems like it must be satire, right? I mean, check this one out:

Vatican-Appointed Spokesperson Gives First News Conference Regarding New Direction for Vindicated LCWR

(A-CNN Report) Newly appointed spokesperson for the LCWR (Liberal Community of Women Revolutionaries), Sister Gaylee Van Dyke, opened her first press conference with an invocation composed by her long-time associate and companion, Sister Minnie Brayne.  Sister explained that this invocation will replace the antiquated, divisive “Sign of the Cross” at all their functions and gatherings.  She proceeded with hands held high:

“In service to Father Universe, Mother Earth and Spirit of Vatican II.  A-Person” (Sister explained that the term “Amen” was too gender specific. Furthermore, she expressed the hope that this supplication will be universally adopted for Catholics and non-Catholics alike.)

 Finding it difficult to hide her triumphant glee, Sister Van Dyke expressed her heartfelt gratitude to the Bishop of Rome and his Churchmen (some were convinced she said “henchmen”) for liberating the LCWR and empowering them to continue their great work without fear of reprisals from rigid restorationists.  READ MORE HERE

REMNANT COMMENT: And what's with Sister Van Dyke, the dead ringer for Hillary Clinton?  We'd better keep an eye on this www.A-CNN.Com site.


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Michael J. Matt has been an editor of The Remnant since 1990. Since 1994, he has been the newspaper's editor. A graduate of Christendom College, Michael Matt has written hundreds of articles on the state of the Church and the modern world. He is the host of The Remnant Underground and Remnant TV's The Remnant Forum. He's been U.S. Coordinator for Notre Dame de Chrétienté in Paris--the organization responsible for the Pentecost Pilgrimage to Chartres, France--since 2000.  Mr. Matt has led the U.S. contingent on the Pilgrimage to Chartres for the last 24 years. He is a lecturer for the Roman Forum's Summer Symposium in Gardone Riviera, Italy. He is the author of Christian Fables, Legends of Christmas and Gods of Wasteland (Fifty Years of Rock ‘n’ Roll) and regularly delivers addresses and conferences to Catholic groups about the Mass, home-schooling, and the culture question. Together with his wife, Carol Lynn and their seven children, Mr. Matt currently resides in St. Paul, Minnesota.